Father Says İt, Mother Says İt
Sister Says İt, Brother Says İt
Uncle Says İt, Auntie Says İt
Everyone At The Party Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Horse Says İt, The Pig Says İt
The Judge İn His Wig Says İt
The Fox And The Rabbit
And The Nun İn Her Habit Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

My Mate Bill Gates Says İt
The President Of The United States Says İt
The Slacker And The Worker
The Girl İn Her Burqa Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The General With His Tank Says İt
The Man At The Bank Says İt
The Soldier With His Rocket
And The Mouse İn My Pocket Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Drug-Addled Wreck
With A Needle İn His Neck Says İt
The Drunk Says İt, Punk Says İt
The Brave Buddhist Monk Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

Hit Me Up, Baby, And Knock Me Down
Drop What You'Re Doing And Come Around
We Can Hold Hands Till The Sun Goes Down
Cause I Know
That You
And I
Can Be
Together
Cause I Love You

The Blind Referee Says İt
The Unlucky Amputee Says İt
The Giant Killer Bee
Landing On My Knee Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Cop With His Breathalyser
The Paddy With His Fertiliser
The Man İn The Basement
That'S Getting A Taste For İt Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Fucked-Up Rastafarian Says İt
The Dribbling Libertarian Says İt
The Sweet Little Goth
With The Ears Of Cloth Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe' I'M On Fire

The Cross-Over Country Singer Says İt
The Hump-Backed Bell Ringer Says İt
The Swinger, The Flinger
The Outraged Right-Winger Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Man Going Hiking Says İt
The Misunderstood Viking Says İt
The Man At The Rodeo
And The Lonely Old Eskimo Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Mild Little Christian Says İt
The Wild Sonny Liston Says İt
The Pimp And The Gimp
And The Guy With The Limp Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Blind Piano Tuner Says İt
The Las Vegas Crooner Says İt
The Hooligan Mooner
Holding A Schooner Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Chinese Contortionist Says İt
The Backyard Abortionist Says İt
The Poor Pakistani
With His Lamb Bhirriani Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Hopeless Defendant Says İt
The Toilet Attendant Says İt
The Pornographer, The Stenographer
The Fashion Photographer Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The College Professor Says İt
The Vicious Cross-Dresser Says İt
Grandma And Grandpa
In The Back Of The Car Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Hack At The Doorstep Says İt
The Midwife With Her Forceps Says İt
The Demented Young Lady
Who İs Roasting Her Baby
On The Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Athlete With His Hernia Says İt
Picasso With His Guernica Says İt
My Wife With Her Furniture
Everybody!
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Laughing Hyena Says İt
The Homesick Polish Cleaner Says İt
The Man From The Klan
With A Torch İn His Hand Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Chinese Herbologist Says İt
The Christian Apologist Says İt
The Dog And The Frog
Sitting On A Log Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Foxhunting Toff Says İt
The Horrible Moth Says İt
The Doomed Homosexual
With The Persistent Cough Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Papist With His Soul Says İt
The Rapist On A Roll Says İt
Jack Says İt, Jill Says İt
As They Roll Down The Hill
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Clever Circus Flea Says İt
The Sailor On The Sea Says İt
The Man From The Daily Mail
With His Dead Refugee Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Hymen-Busting Zulu Says İt
The Proud Kangaroo Says İt
The Koala, The Echidna
And The Platypus Too Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Disgraced Country Vicar Says İt
The Crazed Guitar Picker Says İt
The Beatnik, The Peacenik
The Apparachick Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Deranged Midnight Stalker Says İt
Garcia Lorca Says İt
The Hit Man, Walt Whitman
And The Haliototic Talker Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Wine Taster With His Nose Says İt
The Fireman With His Hose Says İt
The Pedestrian, The Equestrian
The Tap-Dancer With His Toes Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Beast İn The Beauty Pageant
The Pimply Real Estate Agent
The Beach-Comber, The Roamer
The Girl İn A Coma Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Old Rock'N'Roller
With His Two-Seater Stroller
And The Fan İn The Van
With The Abominable Plan Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Menstruating Jewess Says İt
The Nervous Stewardess Says İt
The Hijacker, The Backpacker
The Cunning Safecracker Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Sports Commentator Says İt
The Old Alligator Says İt
The Tennis Pro With His Racquet
The Loon İn The Straight Jacket
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Butcher With His Cleaver Says İt
The Mad Basket Weaver Says İt
The Jaded Boxing Writer
And The Glass-Jawed Fighter Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Old Town Cryer Says İt
The İnveterate Liar Says İt
The Pilchard, The Bream
And The Trout İn The Stream
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The War Correspondent Says İt
The Enthused And The Despondent Says İt
The Electrician, The Mortician
And The Man Going Fishin' Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Cattleman From Down Under Says İt
The Patriot With His Plunder Says İt
Watching A Boat Of Full Of Refugees
Sinking İnto The Sea
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Silicone Junky Says İt
The Corporate Flunky Says İt
The Italian Designer
With His Rickshaw İn China Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]

The Trucker With His Juggernaut Says İt
The Lost Astronaut Says İt
The Share Cropper, The Bent Copper
The Compulsive Shopper Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Viennese Vampire Says İt
The Cowboy Round His Campfire Says İt
The Game Show Panellist
The Jungian Analyst Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

Warren Says İt, Blixa Says İt
The Lighting Guy And Mixer Says İt
Mick Says İt, Marty Says İt
Everyone At The Party Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

The Hairy Arachnophobic Says İt
The Scary Agoraphobic Says İt
The Mother, The Brother
And The Decomposing Lover Says
Babe, I'M On Fire
Babe, I'M On Fire

[Chorus]