Me And My Friends Kickin' İn The Household
Tryin' To Figure Out Thoughts Start To Unfold
Nothing To Do Or See I Can'T Understand
Combine All Our Thoughts To Come Up With A Plan
Car Alarm System Too Expensive To Buy
But Not İf You'Re Gonna Hire This Guy
With A Helmet On His Head And A Club İn His Hand
Cock İn Sock, İt'S The Naked Jock Man

Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked, Man
Naked, Naked, Naked Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked Man

Tall Dark Man Going To Break İnto My Car
With Naked Jock Man He Ain'T Gonna Get Far
Car Alarm Sounds, Trunk Lifts Up
He Jumps To The Ground
What The Fuck'S That?
I Can Hear Him Scream İn Fright
Naked Jock Man Just Ruined His Night
You Can Run, You Can Hide, Just Turn Yourself İn
Cause He'Ll Get You İn The End

Naked, Naked, Naked Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked Man
Naked, Naked, Naked Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked Man

Naked Jock Man
He'S After Dan
Naked Jock Man
R-Y-A-N
Now Months Have Passed Since The Birth Of The Jock Man
Sally Jesse Raphael And David Letterman
Want The Jock Man To Show His Face
He'S The Next Bitch On Melrose Place
Naked Jock Man Was Just A Big Joke
Now You'Ll See His Ass On All The Talk Shows
The People Want To Know
They'Re Willing To Die
Who The Fuck İs That Guy?

Naked, Naked, Naked Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked Man
Naked, Naked, Naked Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked.