"Valentino"

She Got A Valentine From Gary
I Opened İt Up İt Said, 'Would You Please Be Mine.I Gave Her Flowers And Some Candy
She Opened Them Up And Said, 'You'Re Trying To
Make Me Fat.
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(Now)
I Just Want A New Girlfriend
I Just Want Someone To Make Me Laugh
I Just Want A New Girlfriend
I Just Want Someone To Laugh At Me

Not To Smart, Not To Tall,
Likes To Watch Tv And Play Basketball

I Bought A Car And Let Her Drive İt
She Opened The Door And Said ' Oh Bother, This İs
Red.I Gave Her All My Notes From Algebra
She Opened Em Up And Said , 'I Can'T Believe You'Re
So Stupid.
I Won'T Ever Make Her Wash My Car, No!
I Won'T Ever Take A Walk, Not Unless She'S There
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!