When The Postman Don'T Call On Valentine'S Day
And Santa Claus Don'T Come On A Christmas Day
That Umbrella Won'T Work On A Rainy Day
Don'T Ask Me, I Already Know

When They Find You Beached On The Barrier Reef
And The Only Pleasure Treasured İs İn Map Relief
The Choice İs Yours, Sure, Saint Or Thief
Don'T Ask Me I Already Know

When They Baked Your Cake İn Little Slices,
Kept Your Eyes On Rising Prices,
Wound Up Winning Booby Prizes;
I'M Sure You'D Like To Think You Know What Life İs

Find Destiny Through Magazines
Liplicking, Unzipping
Harpers And Queens
From Here To Eternity,
Without İn-Betweens,
Don'T Ask Me, I Already Know

With Your Heart On Parade And Your Heart On Parole
I Hope You Find A Sucker To Buy That Mink Stole
School For Scandal,
Guess Who'S Enrolled?
So Ask Me, I Already Know

When They Find You Beached On The Barrier Reef
When The Postman Don'T Call On Valentine'S Day
When The Only Pleasure Treasured İs İn Map Relief
When You Don'T Tell The Truth, That'S The Price You Pay

When I'M Shaking A Hand, I'M Clenching A Fist
If You Gave Me A Pound For The Moments I Missed
And I Got Dancing Lessons For All The Lips I Shoulda Kissed
I'D Be A Millionaire
I'D Be A Fred Astaire